Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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