you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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