it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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