Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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