ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
God, I missed his penis.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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