Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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