Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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