I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize