the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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