Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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