you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
it glows. i had to have it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
