I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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