i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I smell like Dick and happiness
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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