i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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