Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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