Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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