I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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