If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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