I wish I only lived at night.
barbara walters just said penis...
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Terrible idea I love it
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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