My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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