ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I party with great urgency now.
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