Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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