Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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