I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
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After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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