I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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