im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I believe in your delicious
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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