So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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