was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I think people are normalizing furries
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