so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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