everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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