i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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