some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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