is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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