know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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