At least make sure they are 18
Why
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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