I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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