Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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