I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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