when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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