when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
This baby is an asshole
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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