Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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