She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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