people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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