I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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