I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
someone owes me an orgasm
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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