But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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