does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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