Me. At least after what I've been through.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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