But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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