why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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