i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Shame - the story of my life.
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