I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Alive.
So much puke
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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