she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
God, I missed his penis.
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