I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Randomize